... then Buffy staked Edward. The End

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I think my abridged version of the Twilight Saga is a vast improvement.

Further Twilight improvment spoofy goodness:

TWILIGHT SUCKS! Emo Vampire Song

Buffy vs Edward: Twilight Remixed

Vampire Reunion

ICO

Sing "nonomori" - endless corridors
Say "nonomori" - hopeless warriors